25 Secrets Women Keep From Men
We keep these in the vault for a reason.
*Everything we buy, whether it’s clothes, shoes or beauty products, costs 20 percent more than we tell you.
*We think about sex (with you!) a lot.
*We’re nervous about commitment, too.
*Although we’re modern and independent, we still want you to be “the man.”
Our ex-boyfriends weren’t that terrible in bed.
*We’re scared that we’ll turn into our mothers.
*We want you to be jealous, but only a little.
*Yes, we fantasize about hot celebrity guys, but that doesn’t mean we want you to be them.
*We tell our girlfriends more than we admit to you (but less than you fear).
*We actually notice and appreciate all of the chores you do.
*We love you with all of our hearts, but still miss the fact that we’ll never have that falling-in-love sizzle and spark again.
*We’ll tell you we like your new haircut, even if it’s not your most flattering look.
*If one of our girlfriends tells us a juicy secret (say, an affair), chances are we’re not going to rat her out and tell you.
*We may or may not tell you about that new pair of Louboutins hiding in the backseat.
*We keep it on the down low if we happen to strike up a conversation with an ex-flame during a run-in at the grocery store.
*We still fake our orgasms from time to time.
*Sometimes we’re still too shy to share our most erotic thoughts with you.
*We’re into our male coworker’s good looks, even though we would never act on those feelings.
*We still really enjoy using our vibrators from our single days.
*We notice that your butt doesn’t look quite as good in those jeans as it did 10 years ago.
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