Love on Strike: Would You Send Dead Flowers to the One You Loathe?

This one goes out to the one I loathe.

So you just got your heart broken and you’re not over it. You don’t want them back but you can’t stand the idea of them celebrating Valentine’s Day without you on their mind. You’re always the bigger person but for one day you don’t want to be. What do you do? You send flowers. Rotten ones. Dirty and rotten ones. Because nothing says I loathe you like a bouquet of dead flowers.

Thanks to Dirty Rotten Flowers you can give your ex or forgetful spouse one dozen “decapitated roses” or “twisted red carnations” and a “deconstructed teddy bear.” Or, add a little (dark) humor to your friend’s day. You see, you don’t have to save rotten flowers for someone you don’t like. Based on the testimonials they also work great for the people you do like and love.

There’s no limit to who you can give the gift of flowers to this Valentine’s Day.

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