By EMandLO.com
10. No way, you had spinach for lunch too?!
9. I think I swallowed your filling.
8. Thanks, I’d been meaning to floss.
7. Care for a mint?
6. Can I have a Kleenex? I’ve got a saliva mustache now.
5. Here’s a Kleenex. You’ve got a little booger.
4. Cold sores aren’t the same thing as oral herpes, right?
3. That reminds me, I have to do a go home and do my laundry.
2. Huh.
1. My mom would love you.
