1. His ratty undershirt
If it has yellow pit stains and black marks from where your mascara rubbed off over years of sleeping in his nook, it’s not adorable. In fact, throw it out. He’s a grown man. He can buy new undershirts.
2. Anything with a crust
If your pants show remnants of tonight’s dinner, ice cream dribble, or wine spills, please remove before entering the boudoir.
3. Something from an ex
We don’t care how soft it is, or if you haven’t spoken to him since high school. It’s bad bed-karma to sleep in a former flame’s football jersey.
