Want to know if you’re in deep with your own handheld boyfriend? Here are a few surefire signs.
1. Even When You’re Sleeping Next To Someone, Your iPhone Sleeps Closer To You
Sure, it makes sense to have your phone near where you rest so you can wake up to your alarm in the morning, but isn’t it a little odd to give your technology its own pillow?
2. You Go Shopping For Its Presents All The Time.
New apps, new cases, new music, you’re all about pampering your honeypie. Except your honeypie is a phone, and you’re spending more money on it this holiday season than the rest of your loved ones.
3. You Check On It Constantly, Even When It Hasn’t Buzzed … Just To Make Sure It’s Okay.
Many people experience “phantom vibrations,” but when you find yourself perpetually looking at your phone even when there hasn’t been a single indication there is something new to look at, it’s time to separate from it.
