You dummy (in my Fred Sanford voice)! After crashing into a Porta Potty, cops say 57 year old Gordon Flavia (not pictured cuz that would be nasty!) got the brilliant idea to cover himself in poop!

According to the police report, Flavia doused himself with a bucket of liquid human waste” and hid inside the Porta Potty. Police found him there, soaking wet.

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