Yeezy has to wipe the sweat from his face in style, so if you want to book him for a show, be sure to buy a few $378 Versace towels. Did I mention you’re gonna need a TAILOR to cut the towels to his liking? What are the towels for, you ask…? To wipe his SWEAT off while he performs! #Swag
Oh it gets better…
If you’re going to be his he-bitch for the duration of his stay, you better not even think about wearing any fabric other than 100% cotton. Kanye wants no man-made materials worn by his slaves. So drivers, interns, groupies…beware.