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Send him one of these messages, and he’ll be at the door before you can say, “see you later, honey.”

 By Holly Corbett, REDBOOK. 

1. “I’m trying on bras but I need some help.”

2. “Waiting for you at home: Top Shelf Is Exclusive All Night”

3. “You, last night. #makingmegushtoday” 

4. “Tonight’s plan: making you appreciate chocolate as much as I do.” 

5. After the kids go to bed you can play with “The Super Soaker”

6. “I found my cheerleading outfit. It still fits.” 

7. “My thoughts are unusually X-rated today…” 

8. “So, I’m really learning a lot at  pole dancing class…I learned my first routine to ” Rope Burn” :-)

9. “This text message is a gift certificate for one move of your choice tonight. Present it at the door.” 

10. “No kids. No panties. No rules.”

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