1. You have pictures of your dog/cat/goat. I’m not looking to date your pets.

2. You have pictures of your motorcycle/car/boat. I’m also not looking to date your vehicles.

3. You have pictures of the fish you caught. Would you like to see pictures on my profile of shopping bags containing the bargains I just scored at the mall? Enough said.

4. You have pictures of sunsets and other assorted scenery. This may come as a shock, but I already know what a tree looks like. I want to see what you look like!

5. You have pictures of yourself from 1992. I could be wrong, but I’m guessing it comes as a shock when someone meets you for a drink and there you are, the spitting image of your photos , only with 40 extra pounds and no hair.

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