Our ex-boyfriends weren’t that terrible in bed
After all, someone had to help us become the total sex goddesses that we are today.
We’re scared that we’ll turn into our mothers
We don’t want to see our complaints about our moms reflected in your complaints about us!
We want you to be jealous, but only a little
A bit of (healthy) jealousy never hurt anyone.
Yes, we fantasize about hot celebrity guys
But that doesn’t mean we want you to be them.
We tell our girlfriends more than we admit to you (but less than you fear)
What else are we supposed to talk about over those three-hour-long brunches?
Girlfriends’ secrets are sacred
If one of our girlfriends tells us a juicy secret (say, an affair), chances are we’re not going to rat her out and tell you. They wouldn’t share our secrets, so it’s only fair.
We may or may not tell you about that new pair of Louboutins hiding in the backseat
You think it’s absurd to spend that much on shoes (hey, they were only $595!), and we don’t really care to argue over whether or not we really needed those gorgeous pumps.
