CLOSE
Listen Live WZAK Cleveland

LIKE US ON FACEBOOK. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM. SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE.


1. “You got a promotion! That’s adorable.”

Unless you work at a baby kitten factory, and it therefore is literally adorable, this is not acceptable behavior.

2. “You’re so cool, how are you still single?”

Because my Coolness is an ever-expanding supernova, enveloping and destroying every potential mate in its path, that’s why.

3. “You’re not like the hot but totally crazy girls I date.”

Translation: “You’re not one of those passionate, smoldering, exciting ‘Have an argument about politics that segues into awesome Mr. And Mrs. Smith angry sex up against a wall’ girls I will remember for my entire life. You’re more the “Hey sweetie, can you pick up my Preparation H on the way home from work?” type.

4. “You have such a pretty face!”

But I want to throw holy water on the rest of your hideous body, you disgusting beautiful-headed demon-woman.Read More

Also On 93.1 WZAK:
10 Times Meghan Markle Gave Us Duchess Of Sussex Glamour
10 photos