1. The dude with flowers in his beard.
This über-hipster has taken “unique” to a whole new level. He’s mostly harmless, thought he might get on everyone’s nerves after a while. Plus, he totally attracts bees
2. Any Guy Older Than Your Dad
This screams of daddy-issues. Either that, or your parents will think you’re a gold digger. Do you really want them thinking either of those things about you? We didn’t think so.
3. An Actively Incarcerated Inmate
None of them are as hot as this guy, and your parents will not think he’s sexy.
No. Hell no. Forget your parents; we won’t let you date this guy.
5. An Adrenaline Junkie
Your parents won’t be impressed by a guy who wants to take you BASE-jumping or really to do any other dangerous activity. They are your parents; they don’t want to outlive you.
6. A Man-Whore
Along with the porn star, this is a fella you want to avoid. Your folks will totally be able to tell what kind of man he is (particularly if he hits on your mom), and they want better for you.
7. A Drug Dealer
What are you thinking, kids? This guy will make your loving parents lie awake at night wondering how he is going to hurt their baby/get you arrested. Please, spare them the stress.
8. The Tattoo Guy
But he’s not just any old Tattoo Guy. He’s a modified, horn-possessing, ear-gauging, spike-implanting mother guaranteed to send your folks into cardiac arrest.