1. The fact that Michael Jordan is unequivocally a better player about LeBron James.
2. Their attempts at growing a beard.
3. Their favorite old t-shirt.
4. Their car.
5. The weird pile of dirty socks in their room.
6. Their browsing history on PornHub..
7. Their insistency on cracking their knuckles every 5 minutes.
8. Using the same towel to clean themselves off for weeks at a time.
9. Their favorite cargo shorts.
10. The existence of aliens.
11. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back or Die Hard being the best feature films of all time.
12. Their childhood friend Boomer who is 30 and can still proudly fit his whole fist in his mouth.
13. Their old baseball caps.
14. Their insistence on getting a haircut that is just getting their hair cut as short as possible.
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