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Penis Measuring

1. That he’s done with sex for the night. Did you just have sex? Is it lying there, draped between his legs, passed out from exhaustion? ….

2. That he had a bad day at work. Is it not working as advertised? Maybe it won’t get hard or ejaculate. It might have had a bad day at work. Maybe his boss …

3. That he had way too many tequila shots before he came over. Maybe it’s not stressed. He could just have had a little too much to drink….

4. That he totally wants to bone right now. Is it hard? He’s ready to go. Unless….

5. That he really, really has to go to the bathroom. The only other reason it’s hard is because its full of pee…

6. That it’s way too hot in your room. Are his balls like a weird, fleshy pendulum, hanging extra low? That’s the…

7. That you should exercise caution. Are there any marks or bumps on it you don’t recognize? Ask him (politely!) about it and …

8. That you need to turn up the thermostat. Is it small and cute and snuggling up next to the balls? That’s because the room is way too cold….

9. That he just went to the gym. Crotch sweat is the worst. That’s because we’ve got…

10. That he’s circumcised. Is it wearing a turtleneck made of skin? No? Then he’s…

Read More… Source: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a37259/things-his-penis-is-trying-to-tell-you/

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