Step 1: Cry.
Cry like you were just pushed out of the tightest vagina on earth, like you just banged your….better.
Step 2: Stop crying and wear your poker bitch face.
Yes. That sexy, badass bitch face. Be the cold bitch you always wish you had been and….
Step 3: Take excellent care of your body.
Change your eating habit. Work out. Pay attention to styles. Follow beauty and fashion bloggers….
Step 4: Focus on your career and make shit loads of $$$.
Get back to your desk. Think about what you really, really want to do with your life and do it….
Step 5: Have fun and spend your $$$ on yourself….
What is your sweetest revenge on a wack ex? Comment Below!