1. “I don’t have my library card on me, but can I check you out?” 2. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m bad at pickup lines, so can I go down on you?” 3. “Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for” 4. “Do you work at Subway?” Because you just gave […]
Sweet nothings. He talks about how she’s his dream girl, he’s never met anyone like her, how he wants to take her out on special dates, etc., but he backs it up with absolutely no actions. He says the most adorable things, falls off the map for just long enough to worry her but not […]