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NBA ex-baller girlfriend Laura Govan may have some tricks up her sleeve when she appears on an LA edition of the popular reality shows Basketball Wives, but her ex-fiance Gilbert Arenas (who pulled a disappearing act on her and the kids last year) is taken his own show to twitter. Gilbert recently re-joined twitter under the handle, agentzeroshow, and is using it as a platform for funny and entertaining tweets that are sure to get him fined by the NBA throughout the season.

Despite being fined already for sending out a handful of outrageous tweets, he spent an hour on twitter last night, cracking jokes as he tweeted about a horrible blind date:

Got hooked up on a blind date..and I guess she was blind when she picked out this outfit ..OMG I thought she was the queen of ZAMUNDA

And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA

She just had the nerve to ask me if I like her shirt…”ummmmmm yea on my floor near the fire place”imma call PETA to come get you

Look at this hot mess…she all most caught me takin the pic.. http://lockerz.com/s/108945230

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