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Wedding Vows 2.0: 8 Pledges to Keep Married Life Sane

By REDBOOK

Men and women share their funny, after-altar pledges to their spouses.

DARLING HUSBAND, I PROMISE…

1. “…to keep mum about all the Hall & Oates tunes on your iPod.”

2. “…to overlook the fact that you yawn like Chewbacca.”

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3. “…that five minutes after I agree to watch a game with you, I will not start asking, ‘Are you planning to watch the whole thing?'”

4. “…to Swiffer your side of the bed the next time you’re out of town and I let the dog sleep there.”

DARLING WIFE, I PROMISE…

5. “…that I didn’t know how expensive your tweezers were when I used them to pull that mystery clump out of the drain.”

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6. “…to stop pretending I’ve forgotten how to fold the towels ‘the right way’ (a.k.a. your way).”

7. “…to accept that sometimes when you ask for a massage, you really just want a massage.”

8. “…to understand that it’s not exactly kosher to say, ‘How did parents as crazy as yours get a daughter as normal as you?'”

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