#WorstWayToDumpSomeone is trending on Twitter today, and I combed through the expected responses (“by text,” “on their birthday,” “during sex,” etc.) to find 11 dumping methods that are truly heinous. I sincerely hope they aren’t all based on true stories.
#WorstWayToDumpSomeone Have someone give them a note saying it’s over
#WorstWayToDumpSomeone Have @NewtGingrich serve them divorce papers in the hospital
Girlfriend: Your ex is really hot! Boyfriend: Which one? Girlfriend: Me! Boyfriend: … #WorstWayToDumpSomeone