So ladies, what does he really thing about your underwear…?
Lacy Thong: The Ultimate Girly Girl
“She probably owns one in every color to match her mood of the day and definitely still likes going out at night.”
Low-Rise Hipster: The Playful Girl
“Anything with animals or words printed all over it seems a little childish, but some guys look at it as being playful…I wouldn’t be interested.”
Thong: The Flirt
“This is a girl who’s stepping out of her comfort zone and wants to feel sexy but not all the way in, like a 50 Shades of Grey thong. She still wants to feel girly.”
Briefs: The Sweetheart
“These definitely belong to the Midwestern girl you met at college who would get along with your mom over the holidays. She’d probably even let you watch football while she helped your mom cook.”
Boy Shorts: The Fitness Nut
“You probably eat a lot of kale and love working out. They look so athletic, it makes me think you live in yoga pants on the weekends.”
Tulle Thong: The Show-Off
“It’s so little and it’s lacy…I feel like the girls that wear this either have or want to post a sexy picture on Instagram.”
Mesh Thong: The Prepster
“The girl that’s wearing this pair probably has on skinny jeans, a nautical striped tee, and a khaki parka. And she probably summers on Nantucket. It’s something about the practical shape and fabric.”
Lacy Boy Shorts: The Surprise
“This type of girl enjoys music festivals—but for a surprising genre you didn’t think she’d be into. She’s also probably into drinking PBR at a hip bar and talking about an album she just listened to on vinyl.”
A Naughty Thong: The Man-Eater
“These are really aggressive. They look more like bathing suit bottoms than underwear, but I like it. I bet this girl is a great kisser.”
High-Waisted Undies: The Sexy Librarian
“My gut reaction would be the girl wearing these is all work and definitely no play, but I bet deep down she has a lot of play in her—but she still needs to be in control.”
Mesh Boy Shorts: The Tomboy
“You look like a tomboy at heart, but you’re still sexy. I bet this is the kind of girl who likes playing pool and thinks she can beat a dude at darts or beer pong or something.”
Studded Thong: The Young at Heart
“Studs make you look like you’re still in high school, so I’m not that crazy about that. I prefer simple over embellishments.”
Boy Briefs: The Sentimental Girl
“These actually remind me of what my girlfriend in freshman year of college wore. I’d wonder if they were your lucky underwear, which is kind of adorable.”
Seamless Thong: The Workaholic
“These are so simple and basic I’d think you were probably really busy and practical. Like the kind of girl who has a uniform and wears the same thing to work every day.”
Unique Underwear: The Shopper
“If you have underwear this unique, you must have a lot of basic pairs, which makes me think you must love fashion and shopping.”
via Glamour
