7. Lane Bryant – Because big girls cheat, too
6. bebe – For the 40-year-old who wants to feel Forever 21 without shopping there
5. H&M – Because it stands for him and me, don’t you get it?! WE’RE IN LOVE
4. Ann Taylor – For the executive who cheats on-the-go
3. Macy’s – For the sales
2. J. Crew – Because after you’ve been having an affair for a while, you’re eventually going to want to wear pajamas in bed
1. Banana Republic – Because you can buy your paramour a matching cardigan
