1. “Men are more rational, and women are more emotional.” And cats like the color red, and dogs will only listen to Jason Derulo, and that ficus bush is your cousin. Oh, I thought we were making nonsense statements.
2. “Women can’t drive.” We don’t have, like, giant tampons for heads. Don’t be a moron.
3. “You’re funny/smart for a girl.” OMG thank you! I hope to rise above the ranks and someday be considered smart for a human, but this is a great honor.