We’ve all gotten some crazy texts from people we were dating. What are some of the ones you’ve gotten? Here’s our list!
1. “So, did you creep on all my pics?”
I once received this message out of the blue on OKCupid. I had no idea who this person was and we had had no previous interactions. After a quick look at her profile picture, no, I did not creep on all her pics. I don’t like judging people based on how they look, but if that’s your opening line then I kind of have to.
2. “Are you not interested in me?”
(Five minutes later)
“Guess not :(“
The worst part about a message like this is that it puts the recipient in a tough spot. I got this message from someone that I just met and had barely talked to. I wasn’t super interested in them, and this just made me less so. That’s an awkward question to ask, and five minutes wasn’t enough time to consider the message ignored. Now I’m definitely not interested in you because you’re acting like a lonely coconut.
3. “Beg for it.”
Yeah, I’m not going to do that. I mean, seriously? Saying something like this just makes you sound like the sort of person that has bodies hidden around their place. (BTW, I had asked her if she wanted to go out some time, not have kinky sex in a dungeon.)
4. A girl once messaged me asking what I did for a living. At the time, I was working as a delivery driver. Her response:
“You drive a delivery truck? That’s so sexy!”
I think she may have misunderstood me. I said “delivery truck,” not “monster truck.”
via YourTango
