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78% Of Women Polled Would Give A Lap Dance

by Scott Alden for HowAboutWe

We recently asked you ladies about the likelihood of you performing a lapdance and the overwhelming majority of you responded that, in the right situation, you’d be down.

See that big, beautiful blue Pac-Man? That represents the almost 8 in 10 women who, in private, with someone who’s “not going to be a douche about it,” would TOTALLY give a lap dance. If that’s not an anti-douche incentive, I don’t know what is.

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As not to dash the douchebags’ hopes, however, another 7% would give a lap dance wherever, whenever, to whoever (drunkenness implied).

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Of the 22% of respondents who said “nuh-uh, no way, not ever” about 10% cited shyness as the reason while the other 12% seemed to feel that the fine art of the lap dance should be left to the professionals.

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