A nice azz in a tight pair of jeans! The ability to hold an intelligent conversation! Sucking on a juicy popsicle like it’s a you know what lol!
All three are practically guaranteed to turn any man on, but they’re also sort of…obvious. We all know men are both exceedingly complex and irritatingly simplistic creatures, so it makes total sense that the following 10 surprisingly everyday things are the turn-ons that really work.
1. Downloading from torrent websites. Not that we’re encouraging illegal downloading or anything, ahem, but some of you are guilty of this. Torrent sites are ideal for downloading large files — we won’t get into the tech mumbo-jumbo, but basically, tell a guy you use them and his eyes will light up like a Christmas tree. Chics say they’ve had several men immediately say, ‘Wow. That’s hot,” when I dropped this info.
2. Being handy with a screwdriver or drill or some other tool. Men say there’s something about a woman who can dismantle her own vacuum cleaner and can identify a jig saw that makes a fella sprout wood. Major bonus points if you also assembled all of your Ikea and West Elm furniture by yourself.
3. Cooking. Being able to say, “Oh yeah, I made roasted pork loin [or Beef Wellington or whatever] for Christmas dinner — it came out pretty awesome,” makes him think, Mmm, I love pork loin. Pork loin good. How do I get closer to this chick’s pork loin? And then BAM! His food boner turns into a real boner. I have gotten laid more ever since I really found my way around the kitchen and I don’t even have to cook for a dude to have him be turned on by the fact that I can cook.
4. Doing yoga. Even if the guy would never do yoga himself because he doesn’t think it’s “real” physical fitness, knowing you’re flexible will get him thinking about all sorts of positions he could put you in. Do a back-bend at a bar and watch the men come a-runnin’. Similarly, we’ve heard from friends who have run half or full marathons that men are always impressed by that information. Setting and accomplishing a goal is sexy, especially one that requires a lot of stamina.
5. Being a good driver. We don’t mean driving like your mom and always using your blinker and staying within the speed limit, either. No, a woman who drives fast and aggressively is showing she’s both competent and a challenge. He may even want you to take the wheel in other ways. Bonus points to the woman who can drive a stick shift.
8. Knowing your brown liquor. Can you explain the difference between bourbon, whiskey, and scotch? Do you drink one or all of the above, although having a preference is most desirable? Do you have a top-shelf bottle in your liquor cabinet (if you have a liquor cabinet)? If the answer is yes to all of these incredibly important questions, you are probably getting more ass than Gene Simmons. Respect!
9. Not wearing a bra. DUH! All the better to see your ta-tas jiggle, lol. Knowing there’s less fabric between you and total boob exposure titillates his imagination. Bonus points for a subtly hard nipple.
10. Making dirty jokes. A woman should have at least one nasty joke in her repertoire. Wanna share any?
Anything you can add?
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