1.The “flirts with everybody” guy.
When we go to some Da Club or another, there is absolutely no reason I should be trying to fend off some leering dude with a ZZ Top beard because you are preoccupied with hitting on the bottle service girl. Vaya con dios.
2. The “won’t go down on you” guy.
There is literally no good excuse not to do this if we just gave you oral sex. Quid pro quo, motherfucker. And if you’re one of those dudes who insists that cunnilingus is “more intimate” than blowjobs, you’ve obviously never had an erect penis knocking against your tonsils.
3. The “nobody knows she’s pretty except me because she wears glasses!” guy.
This dude prides himself on finding “understated” hotties in the wild. By “understated,” of course, we mean the She’s All That principle of “an obviously smokin’ hot woman who happens to wear glasses/Converse sneakers/doesn’t ‘know’ that she is attractive.” This is less menacing than dating a woman who is actually physically self-confident and aware of her own sex appeal.
